Welcome to LNS, where we look after your kids!                                                                                                          After they walk through the school doors, they will ecstatically be immersed in a long string of invectives from both strangers and friends-just a wonderful, boosting way to start off the day! Public schools are often scheduled so that they make sure students are most sleep-deprived and least attentive. This helps students with unlocking their subconscious mind and learning through it. It has been shown that people learn more when their brains are not working.

Let’s take a tour of the school! we begin with the sports hall, the place for satisfaction, stress, and fitness. Not only does it provide ample space for students to indulge in any activities they want to ( texting, sitting, sleeping, occasionally playing), students are also able to learn many life skills. Throwing one’s racket at an opponent after a ping-pong match builds good character and strengthens the opponent physically and mentally. What’s more, if the opponent has glasses, it would be beneficial for the glasses to break because it allow him/her to buy the new, expensive frames he/she’s always wanted.

We will examine the hallways of the school now. Think of the hallways as a labyrinth of pathways that epitomizes the rich, diversified, public school culture. Walking on the dirt-ridden carpet, listening to the melodious caterwaul of the smoke alarm, and smelling the pungent taste of today’s school lunch represent the august feelings that public schools produce. People battle to their classrooms, pushing and shoving, practicing the art of self-defense.

Come here into the classroom. Our teachers are technologically savvy, able to control a highly complex instrument as the remote. The students are watching The Simpsons. Not only is a good show for life skills, it also shows the advantages of public school and the effectiveness of learning in one. You might not be able to see, but there are also students covertly passing notes to each other. The ability to engage in such an action without the teacher noticing requires necessary skills that could help in such occupations as illegal weapons trades and drug dealing.

Oh look! It’s time for lunch. Oh wait never mind, that clock is not working. This allows for good analytical ability because you have to know the time without looking at the clock.

it is necessary to have sanitary bathrooms. This school offers this luxury. With granite-layered walls embellished with elegant language, tan-colored and tri-way sinks without running water, bathrooms are a student’s paradise and safe-haven in this dangerous world. The random yellow tinting in the bathrooms also adds to the splendor of the truly brilliant artistry. Paper towels are scattered across the floor and puddles of biological secretions are clumped near certain areas. Strategically placed, they teach a person how to avoid obstacles.